lovely date innit? absolutely lovely. and ouh what a day. what an amusing day it was for lil' ole me.

ouhk, i have to express my little escapades before i burst into tears or worst case scenario, pee in my pants!! note to self: do not visit library on weekdays during lunch or in the evening.

1) there are no seats, to the point of WWIII waiting to happen.
2) there so many people whom you recognize, meet online, friendster, msn etc. who might be there. ouhk, not might but WILL.
3) private conversations? forget it!
4) conducive studying environment? yeah, well maybe.

let me elaborate on point one. there was this girl. i came before her, only i browsed for a while before actually finding a seat. so i was coming from the teenage/adult fiction room and she was coming from the back of the library and so technically if both of us were to rush towards the reference section, where all the chairs and tables are provided, common sense would say that we had an equal oportunity to enter at the same time. but she cheated and started brisk walking and so i thought, 'ouh well, its only one person right? what difference does it make'. And low and behold, not one but 2 people took advantage of me giving way to only one. ouhk, maybe he didnt think of it that way since ya noe, it was his girlfriend after all. well, guess who that jolly person was? it was whom farah used to call a squid during pahang last year.

frankly speaking, i would love to go up to him, eye him INCREDULOUSLY, and walk off. ouh no, not jealous but appalled. utterly and involuntarily appalled. not at his girlfriend, ouh no, but him going out with her. im sorry but being a big bitch is in the friggin' blood and this is my blog. so no, i will not apologise for offending any party after saying that, 'honey! do you usually wear this hideous outfit because everything else is in the wash or were you actually making extra effort to impress?'. i cannot stand bermudas or guys broadshorts in the wrong shade of khaki on gurls. for a trip to the beach maybe, but normal everyday wear like TO THE LIBRARY?

im not a fashionista, heck if i'd ever qualify to be one, but hello, someone should give 'ambush makeover' a call to franchise the show in this tropical island unharmed by mother nature's wrath. she's not been very forgiving lately is she?

no, im not a she-devil. im a bitch and this is what bitches do. i cant be nice all the time can i? no i bloody cant. [television's been a wee bit boring lately and sitcoms are getting rather stale, exc. desperate housewives. that is one helluva funny show. complicating, yes but ouh so juicy..]--> random.

well, im kind of happy. i've got a new amaths tuition teacher. a little bit on the tallish side, not very keen on the talking but hey thats ouhk.. i can prolly talk for the both of us. first lesson wasnt as bad as i thought.. pretty progessive considering that since the library was full *grumbles*, we headed out to long john where we meet some temasekians. then blah blah blah. im tired. over the hedge was nice [so cute!! vern!! hammie! the 3 baby headgehogs! stella!! the cute puffy-face persian cat!] but too much gas and explosion. but its a cartoon, yea i get it, but hey a freaking laser pest detection which exudes enough radiation to destroy a whole house, a satelitte and still the sparse hair of the exterminator does not fall off, yet a bear was almost bald like he had undergone chemotherapy or sthg? ouh ouh ouh and, this was in the full view of garden animals wearing shades, popping popcorn and roasting marshmallows, enjoying the show, tanned and STILL the hedge was untouched??

nonsensical. i prefer madagascar. now that is a funny movie. i wanna watch cars. the cars are hot, i mean cute. the cars are cute. yea.

needless to say these are only the things that i can vomit out at the moment because im friggin high right now and unable to concentrate. no, thats not it. im just spouting meaningless bullshit because thats what i do. ouh damn. biology practically. DIE, DIE, DIE!

gtgs. buhbyee.