What do all off these things have in common? They're a part of my life! Obviously.
Anyway, in this 2 in 1 blog entry, you will know what I, Maisarah Miskoon,
1) have been doing for the past couple of months
2) have been doing today
3) have to put up with during these past weeks/days

You must be thinking, 'Duh-h, isn't that what a blog is for? To record the shit one has to go thru for a period of time' Well, you're probably right. If you don't think of it that way, at least its along the lines right?

So, first things first. The prank call that i received was NOT from rahmat adil, but a guy name haqkhani from changkat changi secondary. He's a liar, a big fat Liar. But ironically he does not strike me as one. You could call him pious, but a pious person don't make prank calls do they? Well, he can fuck off, cry etc. for all i care. Moving on.

Canoeing. Frankly, at the beginning of the year, when Mr Ng had left the team, i lost the desire to train. Well, call it laziness, but i seriously hated training. The juniors were aliens to me, the seniors barely talk and training was B-O-R-I-N-G. It was always 8-10km mileage, 2km warm-up, then either did endurance, fatigue, alternate paddling, short sprints etc. and that was it. I didn't see the necessasity to train. I could still remember. I had to stand at the basketball court everyday for a week with Sham, Hannah and Dhana because we skipped training so often. I even remembered what Ms Shirin said 'Yes Sarah, roll your eyes to the heavens for me'. I did, of course, when her back was turned. That quote had become me and the gurls all-time-favourite bitch quote. Still is. =P. Then Mr Ng came back after apparently receiving complaints from the other teachers aka Mr Teo, Ms Shirin, Ms Chia that the canoeists were being a nuisance. Not the secondary ones. They were 'the commited ones'. At that time, it was a big standing joke with me and the gurls. Now, maybe not. So Sham, hannah and Me went training, but we quickly lost interest, training still bore us you see, and the cliques! So many of them!! The sec1 boys, the sec2 gurls etc. It was horrible. I used to refer that shit as 'Canoeing Politics. Nasty and usually inevitable'. But after awhile, i thought to myself 'Maybe i should give it another try, what have i gotta lose anyway right?' So i did. And man, i didn't regret it one bit! My first training at MacRitchie was actually not even training. Hahax. I only went for 2km because there was insufficient boats and we were using NJC's and MJC's. I made friends with Venice that day. The 2nd time, i was with Sham. We went on T2 and i made other new friends that day. As time goes by i knew all the sec ones!!

There was Baby Barbara, Atiqah, Vino ( From TPS, my pri sch), Vanessa Lye, Veron, Andra, Shan Ying, Amanda, Venice, Carol, Sir John ( Her majesty is Sham) , Yuan Song, Connie, Yiin Shin, Shakir, Hisham. And i got to know the sec 2s better. Vanessa Goh, Shenna, Rou Ning, Christine, Alessya, Zhi Yin, Chrissy Poo, Ameer (whom i hate for calling Dumbledoor an old geezer), Kalielah, Reza, Yi Qao, Wei Boa, Alain. I now know that Frederick is not as bad and egoistic as before, that Chang Song and Wei Jie are actually pretty lame, that Vanz has a damn good taste in everythg, that Nicole is the person who says the right thing at the right time, that Yng Yng is such a mother hen, that Dhana weights a lot, that Yeow Chun is really good at maths, that Melvin reads self help books, that Jun Ji is very helpful..

Well, lets cut short this whole thing about canoeing with a promise to myself and to all my other teammates before i get all tery-eyed and emotional. 'Yes, i believe that I was, if not partly, responsible to the lost of the 'B' girls title this year. All i had to do was qualify and i can't even do that. So, next year, April, i WILL qualify and i WILL do my best in finals. I WILL NOT give up no matter how intimidating NJC is. Mr Ng is right. They might be apologetic that they are champions for 'B' division gurls this year but they won't be next year. So, its no use crying over spilt milk but we can always pour ourselves another glass full if we put in the effort. So its okay. Learn from our mistakes now, improve ourselves and show to NJC that we are not quitters because verily, WE CAN DO IT. TEMASEK GO!'

After the prize-giving ceremony was over, we all headed to Frederick's house at 1 Bedok Lane. All i could say about his house is that is it HUGE. Maid also chio sia. 2 dogs, Brandy and Dora if im not wrong. Brandy is so cute!!! He's a cocker spaniel while Dora is a Alsatian, its understandable why i don't really like her. She looks too scary. Well, Lunch was delicious, thanks to Auntie Shirley. Fried Pasta, chicken, meatballs, bread coated fish, mini pizzas n egg salad with punch. But i could only eat a serving. I could not go for 2nds or 3rds like SOME pple did, i can't fanthom how SOME pple could with the loss that day. Call it depression but i just could not eat much. No appetite. at 4.30pm, we all gathered in Fred's room. Yes, it was DAT big that it could accomidate 40++ people with space to spare because no one was sitting on the bed or balcony. Everyone was on the floor, sitting comfortably, no squeezing. Mr Ng gave the 411 of everything that has happened, what was expected of us in the year to come etc. Then the leaders spoke, each repeating what the other has said, some sugar coated their words, some elaborate, a couple broke down, some apologized. After the emotional session, we parted ways. Sham and i were suppose to watch a movie together that night but Ibu didnt allow me to go. I wasn't particularly bothered actually. We still went down to TM. Bought earrings and sexbands at Craft. Saw Faqir with a new girlfriend. Chinese. Short. Plain. Nothing like our Loud, Energetic, Lovable Pammy. Got to hell Faqir.

So. Today. Had class CIP at Temasek Primary's MagicLand. Man, I had a BLAST!!! At first i was lost, i didnt go with anyone so i have no idea what to do. Thanks to Bao Bao, i tracked down someone who got me something to do, selling nasi lemak, teh tarek and chicken wings. Hahax! I'm serious!! Business was great since i came at the lunch period and everyone was so busy and needed help. There was Auntie Neng and her maid who showed me the ropes. Met Auntie Dell and Doris who packed the nasi lemak. Uncle Darajit was the 'promoter'. And there was Kak Fa'ezah who was in charge of the Teh Tarek! Kak Fa'ezah's 18, studying in NYP and Temasek Pri was her alma mater. I was fun because pple kept buying, in other words it was very laku lah. Hehe. After that, we (3R n 3V) helped out with the cleaning up, taking down the decorations with the help of this huge, heavy n rusty ladder. Then we all listen to Ryan's beatboxing and then just lepak eating Twiggies at the fitness corner where Aisya, Hidayah, Hakim, Adam, Nani and Ryan really had a good time playing on the monkey bars. Very childish lah you people. We all then went to school, temasek secondary, to lepak somemore. Me, Dans, Ais, Nani, Adam, Hakim, Hakim, Hidz n Syl. That was when the fun started! We were so crazy!!! We ate roti prata while playing such stoopid n lame games. Like the Pen game, the fingers/johnny game, the country game etc. Then Aimran joined us for some. Wah Liao! Damn funny sia. Then at 6pm we all had to go home, because we promised Cuthberg that we would. Waited for bus 10 to arrive, bloody long sia. How long? 5 14s long!
So answer this, How many times did the madmen jump over the wall????!!